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Until the Year 2000

The Y2K (year 2000) bug has many people having different opinions on many different things.

Practical Jack has an extremist opinion on what would happen to computers on December 31, 1999. He thinks there will be mass chaos and life as we know it today will not exist after the start of the year 2000.

Some people think there will be a period of thirty months that will create problems. The problem will start in July of this year (1999) and continue after the year 2000.

The conspiracy theory states that the United States government is covering up evidence about what actually could happen due to the Y2K bug. The theory says that the government isn't actually doing anything to contemplate or do anything about the situation.

The people that think that nothing will happen think that the government and computer dependent idustries are updating all their computers to Y2K compliance. Some also think people who say massive chaos will occur are saying that just to get money.

Quotes

"The millennium bug is one of the most serious problems facing not only British business but the global economy today. The impact cannot be underestimated. " - British Prime Minister Tony Blair�

"Let's stop pretending that Y2K isn't a major threat to our way of life. There is too much at stake forsuch uninformed wishful thinking. " - Dr. Ed Yardeni,

Managing Director & Chief Economist, Deutche Bank; Keynote address to Bank for International Settlements

"Some people without technological expertise think thewhole 'millennium bug' issue is overblown. Don't you believe it. Comments that doubt the seriousness of the problem are dead wrong." - Edward Kelly, Federal Reserve Board

"If we don't fix the century-date problem, we will have a situation scarier than the average disaster movie you might see on a Sunday night. Twenty-one months from now, there could be 90 million taxpayers who won't get their refunds, and 95 percent of the revenue stream of the United States could be jeopardized. " - IRS Commissioner Charles Rossotti

"Many federal agencies will not be able to renovate and fully test all of their mission critical systems and may face major disruptions in theiroperations...Year 2000-induced failures of one or more mission critical systems may have a severe impact on their ability to deliver critical services. " - United States General Accounting Office

"Observing the potential Y2K catastrophe unfold is like watching the 'Titanic' being raked by an iceberg in agonizingly slow motion. Then, only two questions remain: When will the public be ordered to board the lifeboats? And how many bodies will be left in the water when the stern goes down?" - Rick Cowles, Tava/Beck Industries, embedded systems expert & consultant to power industry Mikrodots Computer Services

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